So yeah...Lately I like to sit on my balcony with my laptop and coffee and browse the interwebs and other shenanigans ...well this morning I have witnessed a phenomenon I shall call "The Tennis Court Creeper"
I looked out at all the little animals frolicking in the grass when something on the tennis court caught my eye...it was this man...now it's not unusual to see people out playing the occasional game of tennis or even kids with soccer or basketballs out there goofing around...I have even seen deer get trapped in there on 2 separate occasions...however, this guy was definitely some sort of creeper...the evidence:
A) Only person in sight - now maybe he could have been waiting for his tennis buddy to show up, that wouldn't be unusual...except...
B)Clothing (or lack thereof) - Notice he doesn't have a shirt on...which OK, some dudes get hot and take their shirt off, not unusual...but it's currently 9:00 AM and distinctly NOT hot...I'm actually wearing a hoodie at the moment...well, you say, maybe he's just kind of white trashy and never wears a shirt...no, no, my friends...for one he is very white indicating he has not been doing this all summer and for two, his shirt is actually draped over the net...clearly, he left the house wearing this shirt and then decided to take it off once he got tot he tennis court...well, maybe he went for a run and the tennis court is where he's taking a break...except...
C) Footwear - It's not quite clear in the picture...but he is wearing slide sandals and no socks...no sneakers in sight...either there was no running or he stopped at his apartment and changed shoes then proceeded to come out to the tennis court...ok, that's strange but still kind of plausible, maybe he's still meeting a friend and they only goof off on the court, not play real tennis that would require shoes...except...
D)No tennis racket - even if you're just goofing off you need at least one racket and a ball...which brings me to the final piece of evidence...
E) Behavior - He's been standing in this corner of the tennis court almost exclusively with the occasional walk along the back fence...kind of peering into the tall grass along the outside of the court...maybe he ditched a murder weapon there earlier...I'll have to watch the news for local homicides...
I don't know what his deal is...but he's definitely a creeper...I'm just pretty glad that I'm high enough up that he can't really see me out here and busting out the camera to take a picture of him...lol...maybe I'm kind of a creeper...but if I am at least I use my creeping for entertainment value...not solely to exist as a creeper...
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