Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Classy Moments in the Life of T. Moore: Moment #342

AT&T Internet Tech Guy: "Do you have your account number and trouble ticket number?"

T. Moore: "Yeah, they're right there on that paper."

AT&T Guy: "You mean this AA sign-in sheet?"

T. Moore: "Yeeaaah....right on the back of that. Don't lose it I have to show that to my probation officer."


CLASSY
End of Story.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Littering...Fun Times!

So I made an origami crane out of metallic gold paper and I dropped it off my bacony to see if it would float or fly at all...it somersaulted and kinda fluttered the whole way down but it didn't drift or anything...but anyway it landed in the grass right next to the sidewalk leading to the back door of the building and my new entertainment is seeing if anyone notices it and picks it up...best case scenario they notice it while I'm on the balcony secretly spying and the make a comment out loud and at a volume I can hear what they say...I think if I found a random orgami bird it might make my day by being a random little smile...or maybe they will think a little kid dropped it by mistake and they'll feel sad wondering if it was special to that kid and if so, they know it's missing and feel bad for being irresponsible and losing it...I don't know, maybe I'm the only one who would think of it like that...I remember once when I was like 8 or 9 I was at the mall with my grandma and my aunts and we were sitting in the food court and I started making cranes and star boxes and stuff out of the napkins because, pretty much same as now it's something I do to keep my hands and mind occupied when I get bored...but I digress, so anyway I was making all these things and off in my own little bubble as usual...and there was this Asian girl, teenager, probably in high school...sitting by herself with notebooks and stuff a few tables away...well she starts waving to me and once she gets my attention she rips a page of her notebook out and starts folding...well she made this little box/balloon cube thing that she blew into and it inflated...then she walks over and hands it to me, pointed at mine and said "Good Job!" smiles, and walks away... I held onto that for years before I finally lost track of it, the way I save things I wouldn't be surprised if I found it tucked away in some book or something ears from now...but that's something I still remember almost everytime I'm bored and start folding paper...and yeah, back to my gold crane...I've seen 4 people come into the building and not notice it...it's pretty shiny so probably tomorrow during the daylight...oh well, I'll keep you posted cause I'm sure you're dying for this drama to unfold!