So as most of you know, I have previously expressed my feelings that I had a slight crush on Jon from Jon & Kate plus 8...I think at one point I actually made the statement to someone that I wished he would divorce Kate and marry me...this was like 2 years ago, long before all the shit went down...
So now they're getting divorced and Jon is all over the place in the official douche uniform of Ed Hardy, giant diamond stud earrings, and spiky hair...also dating skanky chicks with arrest records...he went to France to hang out on a boat with Christian Audigier, the maker of Ed Hardy, talking about a children's line...REALLY, Jon?!...it's like after all your bitching about not wanting to be a reality TV star on TLC you're in some warped audition to end up on that new MTV show "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"...and please don't set cute little Aaden, Colin, and Joel on an inevitable road to breaking barriers in the realm of 1st grade douchery...
And is this really the best way to express your contempt for Kate? I know she was all controlling and bitchy and shit, but I thought the saying was "looking good and living well is the best revenge"...not morphing into a walking advertisement for a clothing line that makes it's target demographic (19-yr-olds btw)look like epic douches, much less 30-something year-old fathers of eight! The only one who can pull that look off and be over legal drinking age is Bret Michaels...and he BARELY does...if he didn't have the imported blonde extensions, cowboy hat, guyliner, and army of strippers he wouldn't even come close! The strippers only get away with it becasue they shred the damn shirts so much they barley even constitute clothing and therefore qualify as a work expense...
As for you Mr. Audigier...what would you call this line? Ed Hardy Kids by Christian Audigier by Jon Gosselin with extra input from his Skank of the Week?...maybe you could just change the whole thing to "You've Had Too Much Tequila, Go Home Alone" because that's what college girls realize they should have done when they wake up and see one of your crappy shirts on their floor and fauxhawk grease on their pillow case...give them a better chance and just write it in plain English instead of making them translate while intoxicated...GOSH!
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