It's About Time...

I've been kind of cranky today and everything just seems to set me off...So here's a good old-fashioned entry about what's giving me rage...

-- People bitching about how many people are following them on Twitter...there's this thing called "Follow Friday" and you try to get people to follow you or your friends...who really gives a crap?...like unless you're famous who really gives a crap how many followers you have...and by the way if it's less than like 2,000 it's generally unimpressive...like what kind of brag is that "I have 100 followers on twitter" that's like Michael Scott talking about he entertained the guy who entertained a thousand guys...and if you should get someone famous to follow you back...wow watch out, you might get your big break at writing 140 characters at a time because the Matchbox 20 guy follows you?(along with 8,000+ other people -- really you think they go through everyone's tweets everyday and often enough to keep up woth yours?)...and oh yeah, if your number of followers matters to you that much, it's funny how at least 20 of them are robot scam things...anyone can have 47 followers if the don't block the spam accounts...

-- Dumbasses calling their protests "Tea Parties"...I really could care less if you're protesting health care or war or nun-chucks, it doesn't matter to me, go ahead and do it...I encourage it, that's the great thing about America is you can protest if you're liberal or conservative, crazy or perfectly sane...doesn't matter...but for the love of freaking God quit calling them the whatever tea party...it's not taxation without representation and it has nothing to do with the Boston Tea Party, which was only called a tea party because the protest involved actual tea...you're only calling it that to make it seem more noble than an average protest and imply that it has a real historical significance...don't get me wrong, passing universal health care would certainly be history, but 200 people peacefully marching down the street in opposition is not...it's just exercising a right that no one was trying to deny you, it's not a world event...so just quit acting all grand and righteous and stop calling it that...

-- Everyone I meet in the city...I'm seriously beginning to wonder if not needing someone around you 24-7 is a trait you acquire by being raised in the country...or maybe i'm just weird...but I can't freaking handle it...I'm sick of your whiny facebook statuses about being lonely and whiny...it's no fun to eat ice cream by yourself...guess I have to eat dinner on my own...boo fucking hoo...maybe I'd invite you over if it didn't result in a phone call and at least 3 texts everyday for 2 weeks after that...when you don't have anything to say...for fuck's sake...

-- Particular people that I just can't stand to be around or talk to because they act like they know everything or are just so funny and everyone else is a moron...notable examples: most writers, comedians, some musicians, emo kids, hipster/scene kids, people who live in California...just get the fuck over yourself...you're not that great...you're not that smart...shut up please...

Yeah, that's it for right now...lol...End of Story