Well hello there friends! It's been a while but I'm very excited to be back and sharing various rages and observations with you all!! Today is a good day!
Enough with the formality though...I'l tell you what's not good...the fact that I'm 26 years old, almost 27, and males like to behave like 3rd graders...
No, I will not sleep with you because you asked me nicely on Facebook...
No, I will not help you cheat on your wife because you asked me nicely on Facebook...
Asa matter of fact, I will not do anything with you if you insist on Facebook as your main form of communication with me...I hate to say it, but TEXTING is better than this...
And no, I will not sleep/date/help you cheat becasue you asked me nicely in a text message...
I'm flat out sick of these games! I'm too fucking old for this shit! I'm not playing hard to get...as a matter of fact I'm probably the easiest girl in the world to get a date with...all you have to do is say, "I think you are an interesting person and would like to get to know you. May I please have your phone number and call you for a date sometime?"...unless you say this while your girlfriend is in the bathroom of the bar we're at, are looking for a place to hide the severed leg you're holding, or some other creepy shit like that I will most likely at least give you my number so we can talk sometime...
And I'm definitely not interested in chasing you as you play hard to get...this whole concept of men thinking that it's interesting and empowering for women to chase them...no....not true...it's motherfucking annoying as shit...
I'm not playing this I'll comment on your status and "poke" you until you give me your phone number or ask for mine...if you give me your number on facebook and say call if you ever feel like it...guess what, I will NEVER feel like it...I know no one wants to feel like they're up someones ass asking them out, but guess what you're never even gonna get to see my ass if you keep this shit up...
I don't want to hear about how you're shy or intimidated or boo hoo you had your heart broken once...let me cry for your little bitch ass becasue you're the only one in the history of the earth who had a relationship end badly...YOU'RE NOT...and I'm not gonna coddle your ass until your faith in women is restored enough that you're confident to go hit on some skanktron exactly like the girl who hurt you in the first place...
Let's talk like normal people and determine if we're comatible...it's a revolutionary concept I know, but it just might work...
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