The internet breeds false familiarity...

OK, so please don't try to act like you know Sarah Siverman just because you follow her on Twitter...you don't...Twitter doesn't even require her to confirm your request to follow her...she's not following you back...you're not her friend and she doesn't think you're funny...and you're especially not going to impress her by pointing out the obvious irony of a t-shirt she's wearing in one of her pics...only dip shits wear ironic shirts without being aware of the irony...or they're a totally different kind of dip shit and pretend that it's an accident they are wearing a funny shirt because they don't care at all about what they wear and pulled it out of some mysterious bin of shirts in their size...either way, Sarah Silverman is no dip shit...I don't know her, but I'm pretty sure of that...