I don't care, spit is gross...

So at the risk of TMI and judgment, I'm going to go ahead and channel Samantha Jones/Carrie Bradshaw and get a little something off my chest...

I was watching Superbad tonight after my nieces left, and there's this part where the one kid talks about how he plans to go down on this chick for hours and hours and she would love it and be his girlfriend...I always laugh at that joke, but I think a lot of people miss it...and it just got me thinking about how it seems like all these movies and stuff are perpetuating this idea to men that women love it if you just go down on them...now it's absolutely no secret that a brody jenner will be ruined if we nick you with our teeth...thanks to the maniac Spencer kids on Ken Skala's bus I somehow knew teeth were bad before I even understood how teeth could be involved in a "blow job"....yet, guys seem to think as long as you make the effort women are impressed that you don't think it's gross and will give you whatever you want just for the attempt...well, I'm sorry, but at least as far as I am concerned this is just simply not true and there is one thing that tips the scale -- spit

I'm sorry, but it is just really really freaking disgusting to have a vag full of spit...I know some is inevitable and I know you trade saliva when you kiss...but there's a line and it should be obvious...no one likes really sloppy kisses and don't pretend you'd appreciate it if a chick hawked one into your mouth...honestly...it's rude as shit to spit on the sidewalk when it doesn't even touch anyone...just think about it a minute OK...